Jeff Foxworthy - on WI....

What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Wisconsinites - "Forget Rednecks ..." 

 If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance And they don't work there, you live in Wisconsin. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You live in Wisconsin. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with Someone who dialed a wrong number, You live in Wisconsin . If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Milwaukee For the weekend, you live in Wisconsin . If you measure distance in hours, You live in Wisconsin. If you know several people who have hit a deer more Than once, you live in Wisconsin. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C ' in the Same day and back again, you live in Wisconsin. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a Raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Wisconsin. If you install security lights on your house and garage, But leave both unlocked, you live in Wisconsin. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how To use them, you live in Wisconsin. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a Snowsuit, you live in Wisconsin. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you're going 80 and Everybody is passing you, you live in Wisconsin. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes Are filled with snow,you live in Wisconsin. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still Winter and road construction, you live in Wisconsin. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, You live in Wisconsin. If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in Wisconsin. If you think everyone else has a funny accent, you live in Wisconsin.